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San Francisco Quote Map By Neighborhood

San Franciscans say the darnedest things. These are all quotes that I have legit heard random people say in passing. Roll over the district to see its collection of quotes.

The map itself (minus the quotes) is courtesy of the folks at It’s Always Sunny In San Francisco, who were nice enough to let me use it.

I’m sure you’ve heard your fair share of hilarious, awesome, and/or straight up “WTF” San Francisco quotes. Leave a comment with some good ones and where you heard them!


May 5, 2016 at 2:55 am

Dude, we need to have a Rumspringa.

May 5, 2016 at 10:03 pm

I love this! I feel that stressed out guy about the water.

August 16, 2016 at 10:56 am

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May 30, 2017 at 4:16 am

I just can’t πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

–Woman on bus planning her midlife crisis trip to Machu Picchu on the phone with her friend

May 30, 2017 at 4:53 am

Love this article babe, thanks for sharing!

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